Google can not find Chuck Norris
1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. When Chuck Norris visited Coca-Cola company, he asked for a Pepsi, and he got it.
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hahahahha Its really funny
hahahahha Its really funny
BTW I love your blog!
its fake, i tried searching for it and it didn’t come up like that
this is true my uncle wrote this on google, One week l8r he met Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face, he died instantly.
this isn’t a fake, (you idiot, count) it’s just old, on google feeling lucky only, and probably been removed.
obvious shoop is obvious, but still funny.
(check below the searchbar)
Its real, just click ‘Im feeling lucky’
who cares if its shopped it made me laugh
People. Did any of you happen to notice the “This page has no affiliation with Google” at the bottom? Found it yet? Good.
From beyond the grave…
You have to type “how to find Chuck Norris” and click I’m feeling lucky on Google search. also, Dont EVER look for Chuck!! Make the connection in this post. If you live, you are Ninja Jesus (but you’ll die anyway! See you then!)!